Benjamin Juang (ibneko) wrote,
Benjamin Juang
ibneko

Hehehe, angela pointed this out to me...

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What makes up 100% in life?
Just how much IS 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
How about achieving 103%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

There's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. From a mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

If you represent the letters of the alphabet as numbers (A=1, B=2, C=3 ... Z=26)

Then:
HARDWORK=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
KNOWLEDGE=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
ATTITUDE=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
BULLSHIT=21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
ASSKISSING=1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.....

Only Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.

Glad I could help shed some light on this.
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(source (SAVfan104@xanga))

And sadly, Sex only gets you halfway. (48%)
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