“It’s too big” - Sam E.
“Don’t worry, I’ll make it fit” - Chris Y.
“All I saw were two legs in the air. Oh, wait it’s Megan” - Chris Y.
“If I had some milk right now, I’d be having soo much fun.” - Chris Y.
“Hey! You’re not allowed to wiggle!” - Ben J.
“Tobin is the slowest getter-upper I’ve ever met.” - Ms. Krebs
“Jean walks like [she?] has a stick in her butt.” (Anonymous) *Points and laughs*
“Julia, that sounds really good. Why aren’t you in Chorus?” - JP
“Oh my God, was I singing over headset?!” - Julia T.
“Desi is thumping” - Mark
“I think the shafts of ‘lights’ coming down on them are really cool.” - Mr. Rodney
“Does that headset pick up things well?” - Chris Y.
“Someone’s pants are ringing?” - Julia T.
“Donaminic has been poking me far too much.” - Meg
“Damn you, you’ve made me forget my lines!” - Carmel
“Am I interrupting something?” - Mike Case, about 1,000 times
“We have the best view of the house” - Chris Y. about the “Busty” Red Rat Girls
“I would love to be that bed for this song.” - Chris Y. when Emily sings A New Life while caressing her bed.
“Doh, Lucy’s bed is made, looks like she’s not been doing her job tonight” - Mark
“Although we encourage sexual activity, we do not eat penis” - Sam Evans (in response to the “I eat penis” words written in pizza hut magnets)
“My God it’s soo black” “Does Chris (Y.) still have his pants on” “Oh my god, I am saddened and disgusted by you” - Julia T, to J.P. and Mrs. Krebs to J.P.
Later on - “My god, my coffee’s black” - Julia T.
“Thank you for saying coffee this time” - Anonymous
“Is coffee a code word now?” - JP
“Fuck is such a strong word, I prefer to making love” - John Y.
“We’ll be back in 5 minutes.” - Chris Y.
“Five minutes, Chris?!” - Julia T.
“That’s as long as Chris can work.” - John D.
“Guys are all obsessed about size what is it” Desi said Penis
“What about them?” (in an excited tone) - Julia T.
“I wanna do the board!” - Desi
“Why does she want to do the board when she can do me!?” - John D.
“I’d rather have the board.” - Desi
“Yea, Chris likes Desi blowing” - Mark Baily
“Why not a woman?” - Ben Juang, in response to Jekyll’s request for “one man” (to the board of governors, for “testing”)