"We unconditionally guarantee all UTZ products. If you are ever dissatisfied, return the unused portion to the store where purchased for a full refund or satisfactory replacement or write us at 900 High Street, Hanover, PA 17331..."

wonder if anyone's ever taken advantage of this... You know, buy a large bag of chips, finish half of it, and demand a full refund...?

And there's now a webcam folder set up so people to watch the an ugly picture of me working. Yippee....