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How to make a Benjamin Juang

Ingredients:

3 parts jealousy

1 part brilliance

3 parts

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Woohoo, I'm 3 parts jealousy, 1 part brilliance and 3 parts of an unknown substance.

Slander!

annihilation and asalienapua have been secretly doing it!

shanrina once kept starkravingsane locked up in their basement for eight months.

evrything_but, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.

xella smokes "special cigarettes" right behind jamapi's back!

xella and 10101 took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.

angelcloud8387 has a secret fixation with butter!

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Slander!

status has the last piece of Aztec gold.

andr00, starkravingsane, bunnisoup, crowbaress... Everyone knows what you got upto that day.

carme, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.

shaolin_masta has been thinking of going on a machine-gun rampage for six months.

andr00 is gonna pop a cap in superdense's head, yo.

andr00 knows the truth about superdense and littpiski.

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Slander!

xella is the secret lovechild of balor and asalienapua!!

status once kept babyeatsdingo locked up in their basement for eight months.

superdense has an invisible friend. They're dating.

balor kissed gamesiplay under the mistletoe. Twice. In June.

lofulah has secret, sordid fantasies about gamesiplay!

superdense smokes "special cigarettes" right behind balor's back!

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Slander!

carme has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants.

peckarsky and lindenmaya run a bordello in Soho. littpiski and izzyworship are blackmailing them.

skycladstareyes and sonoftomorrow secretly peed in perplexedgecko's cornflakes.

superdense is gonna pop a cap in austrogal's head, yo.

sonoftomorrow knows *just* how long to hold them down for.

hotrod performed a "sexual act" upon cyaneus in a public toilet!

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Amusing and stupid. I saw some repeated sentences there....