July 8th, 2004

Neko (lofulah)

(no subject)


which of your LJ friends would come to see you perform at a strip club?
LJ Username  
slips you a 20 barefootsailor
receives a lapdance from you ahappyphantom
gets extra favors after the show contrasedative
buys you a drink annihilation
gets kicked out by the bouncer for licking the pole perplexedgecko
doesn't tip you at all,that fucker bunnisoup
This QuickKwiz by MODernSlut - Taken 536 Times.
</a>
Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz

Neko (lofulah)

There's been an annoying increase...

...in spam as of late. Most of it's stuff like, "B.uy more viagra." "Get mortgage" etc.

And you know what I think would be really effective? A Spelling and Grammar based spam filter. 'Cause most of these use random periods and misspelled words and random words scattered in in an attempt to throw off normal spam filters. A spelling and grammar based spam filter, set to mark things with more than 60% failed spelling and grammar problems as spam would filter out a good... 75% of the e-mails... maybe even up to 90%. However, it might also filter out people who don't use proper spelling and grammar. "Dud3 ur 4$$ 1z m1n3.". Not like I get messages with that sort of thing anyways, so it doesn't matter much.

Yesssss... sooo... anyone want to write the filter for me? (How would I implement this in Mail anyways?)
Neko (lofulah)

ROTFLOL

http://www.ironycentral.com/todvol16.html
(Link from selphish)

Snippit:
...Do you wipe the whole undercarriage, or just the bits where the pee comes out? And where does the pee come out, anyway? Believe me, I’m not looking closely. And how much pressure do ladies apply when they wipe? Does a delicate dabbing of the surface do, or do you grab a 5-ply wad of toilet paper and just dig in there?...

Eh... Yeah, so how do females wipe themselves.........?

----
ION (In other news~)

New paid user feature!

If you're logged in as a paid user, you "cut in line" of other web requests that we've received but not yet generated a response for....

[ paidmember | Source Entry ]