I FEEL HAPPY (tune: from "Sound of Music")

I feel happy, oh so happy,
So secure & happy and gay,
I own anthrax, I have anthrax,
To use tomorrow or today.

The missiles fly so high,
So far with lots of pay,
I feel secure and happy,
With lots of anthrax to fire away.

::curious... now what's the real words/the words they used in Anger Management?::