Benjamin Juang (ibneko) wrote,
Benjamin Juang
ibneko

Hehehe.

'Good evening, gentlemen!' said the vampire. 'Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder.'

Pratchett, Diskworld 31 - Monstrous Regiment
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