Benjamin Juang (ibneko) wrote,
Benjamin Juang
ibneko

Wow. Um. Is he really this stupid...?

...Or is he just trying to get people's attention by picking the opposite site of things that most people argue for? And the saddest thing is that his arguments aren't even based on facts. He just demands "respect" and insists that he's right... And he's surprised that people don't like him........

http://toobis.com/

Here's a random three paragraphs.
So today I’m sitting on the couch watching a fascinating documentary called 9/11: Road To Tyranny, when in walks that pile of human garbage known as mom (or “Beth” to her friends, not that she has any ever since her breakdown, Ha!) moaning and groaning about her ‘cramps’. “Oh GREAT”, I think, “that sounds like something I’m not going to want to hear about.” So I turn up the volume to try and drown her disgusting comments out, but it’s no use. That hormonal old windbag walks over to the TV, turns it off WITHOUT WARNING, and then proceeds to basically ORDER ME to go to the store and buy something no man should ever have to buy: tampons. Now I’m okay with doing nice things for people every now and then, but tampons? GET REAL! What if someone I know saw me? Why should I have to go through that kind of humiliation? You’re the one with the screwed up uterus, *YOU* GO BUY TAMPONS!!!

Why in the world was she so convinced she “NEEDED” them anyway? Women are so gullible! Invent some plastic abomination for them to stick up their bodily orifices, throw some commercials on Lifetime showing housewives frolicking through fields of daisies, and the next thing you know you have a multimillion-dollar industry. Make-up, tampons, maxi pads, perfume, multivitamins, jewelry: all pointless junk that is only on the market because females are so stupid and so easy to sucker into buying worthless garbage! Like my mom REALLY needed a tampon, I mean COME ON. The modern tampon wasn’t even invented until some greedy AMERICAN capitalist threw one together in 1929. What do you think females did before then? I’ll tell you: When they felt like a strange fluid might start leaking out of their crotch... THEY WENT TO THE BATHROOM, LIKE ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD DO!


It seems nowadays women are so LAZY and SPOILED that they think they should be allowed to expel their bodily fluids into some plastic cylinder, rather than just walking to the John like everyone else has to. Does anyone else find that absolutely repulsive??? Whenever you talk to a woman (something I try to avoid as much as possible) you can’t help but wonder if at any given moment she’s, in essence, dropping a load in her pants! THAT’S WHAT MENSTRUATING INTO A TAMPON IS, A MODERN DAY FORM OF TROUSER SOILING! WHY DON’T YOU WOMEN JUST BUY A BAG OF PAMPERS AND MAKE IT OFFICIAL?!?! Man I’m pissed! Why are women allowed to get away with this kind of stuff? Just because they have boobs that gives them the right to act like Neanderthals? Men let their women get away with all sorts of DISGUSTING CRAP for fear of being called “controlling” or “abusive.” Screw that! Women need a good smacking around every now and then anyway. Especially when they’re acting like complete perverts!...

-http://toobis.com/rant-tampons.html
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