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Teens show FBI agents how to gab like girls on Web to capture pedophiles

Heh, so, how many of you out there are actually FBI agents? ::glares suspiciously at everyone who he doesn't know in person::

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From: ex_night_in_292 Date: June 4th, 2003 11:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
"look Mulder, now he's on to us! I told you we had to be more subtle. Now we've lost our chance of surprising the gender bending, elusive culprit, neko-chan forever!! Next time we see him he might be abducted by aliens like your sister."

"But Scully, I swear there's no way he could have found out... unless..."

"Unless what Mulder?"

"Unless he possesses superhuman skills. The ability to somehow visualize the person behind the screen without ever seeing them. To.."

"Here we go again. Mulder for once can't you just admit he's an ordinary boy that picked up on a mistake and discovered we're FBI?"

"But how Scully? How?" etc. etc. etc.

::raises right hand:: I swear upon my honor blah blah blah that I'm me, an ordinary girl named Mayumi. You can call or come over to verify if necessary, hehehe :D
ibneko From: ibneko Date: June 5th, 2003 04:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
^^ may take you up on that offer some day and call you (or maybe even drive down - VA, right? or are you in Boston? - to visit you)
From: ex_night_in_292 Date: June 5th, 2003 06:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sure thing, that would be awesome! What's your email? I can email you my phone number anytime you want :D Oh and I'm in VA. Where are you?
ibneko From: ibneko Date: June 5th, 2003 06:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Maryland, close to Washington... all my user info's completely true, so you can check there.. but if you're lazy, ben.juang@comcast.net... and you can always leave a message by AIM... I'm always away, but I check back for messages too often ^^;; 301-299-2196, ask for Ben... although if you call, don't expect much of a conversation, I'm not a very good conversationalist...
balor From: balor Date: June 5th, 2003 12:15 am (UTC) (Link)


Check out which items this person has bid on. These are the guys the feds look for.

littpiski From: littpiski Date: June 5th, 2003 12:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
UGH I HATE THAT ARTICLE. It totally disgusts me that the "typical" teen uses "like" after every word, and likes Justin Timberlake.
yifinity From: yifinity Date: June 5th, 2003 01:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
I hate the article for other reasons as well.

Anyway, George Clooney isn't 50, I think he's around 41.
littpiski From: littpiski Date: June 5th, 2003 04:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Rock on!
From: (Anonymous) Date: June 6th, 2003 04:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
What a load of bullshit.
Like, blahdiblahblah. Like, ya know. Like, like like.

"May or may not be an FBI agent."
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