Benjamin Juang (ibneko) wrote,
Benjamin Juang

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"free shipping on $30 or more" at

"Disaffected college students" appears on every single page, methinks.

The better ones that I'd actually get, but don't really want to spend the money on:
Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Idiocy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Power - Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. but it tocks Absolutely, too.
Individuality - Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
Loneliness - If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
Pessimism - Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundred of people each year who are trying to find it.
Strife - As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
Dare to Slack - When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
Planning - Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
Indifference - It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. (It notes, "Disaffected college students. For real this time")
Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the idfference until it's too late.
Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Leaders - Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
Motivation - If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Persistence - It's Over, Man. Let Her Go.
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