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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

And... Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


::amused::

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jaiwithani From: jaiwithani Date: November 11th, 2005 12:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh. Yay truth.
From: iridescentrouge Date: November 11th, 2005 01:21 am (UTC) (Link)
I Love it! *Mwah!*
faerunner From: faerunner Date: November 11th, 2005 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think the original men quote was:
"Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them and lock them in a dark room until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with." ^_^ but it's funny either way.
koisoy From: koisoy Date: November 14th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
XDDDDDDDD *rotfl*
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