"Oh Mario, I love your blushingly red outfit, and that sexy mustasche... and your lucious lips, oh, let me kiss them!" Luigi said again to Mario who in the midst of replaying one of his own games (Super Mario RPG, to be precise) while doing the best he could to ignore his little brother. Luigi went on, nevertheless, not noticing Mario's displeasure, "And your marble muscles, and that sexy 6-pack of yours, oh, let me caress them~" Luigi reached for Mario who finally snapped and yelled, "Would you please stop that! Go, oh, practice on Bowser or something!"
*enter Bowser, stage left*
"You called my name, oh plumber?" Bowser rumbled.
"Doh, fuck, could you wait outside for a moment? I'm about to borrow you to break open this door. I'll fight you later." Mario said, not completely realizing who he was actually replying to.
Bowser growled and raised a iron covered hand to bash Mario when he suddenly felt a hand on his ass. "Hey there, sexy!" Luigi said, cheerfully grinning up at Bowser who jumped in surprise and then frantically tried to not look so shocked.
"NYWAH! Don't EVER touch the royal ass again!" Bowser screamed at Luigi, who just grinned and pounced at Bowser. Bowser, failing to duck fast enough, was knocked over by Luigi.
Suddenly a high, feminine voice sreeched, "MAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO~ I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU~" Bowser and Princess Toadstool appeared at the door. Seeing the two on the floor, however, stopped her dead in her tracks. "Oh. My. Toadstools! What in Mushrooms Name are You Two DOING!?!?"
Luigi just grinned and pointed at Bowser and stated, "Sexy!"
Princess Toadstool just rolled her eyes, put her hands on her hips and demanded at Bowser, "And you?"
Bowser just open and closed his mouth from surprise, then blinking, caught himself, "Why aren't you in my dungeon!?? I caught you this morning....."
"Oh, that? I got out, Iggy gave me the key 'cause I told him I needed to go to the bathroom. But you still haven't answered my question...."
"I... I... This isn't what it seems!!!"
Toadstool turned to Mario, "Umhm, sure... and Mario? What were you doing while I was caught in this," she glanced back over at Bowser, "gay turtle's dungeon."
Mario, still busy in Booster's Tower, replied absently, "Rescuing you, my love. I"m coming..."
Toadstool sighed and turned to leave, "Fine, have fun you three... I'm going to go look for Wendy."
Right. It sucks much, and probably in more ways than one ^.-
Wow, I'm bored. Need to decide between practicing piano, working on the MUD, or going to study chinese. I should take a nap too, was up til 'bout 2 AM getting IBCorner working... I should test qmail some more, but I think it works at the moment. Yeah.. Mrf. I send the welcome e-mail by qmail, so if you didn't get it, then I still have problems to work out. I'll come back on AIM as soon as I finish copying my files back from my sister's iMac...