Benjamin Juang (ibneko) wrote,
Benjamin Juang
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Links, from various people

(Namely porsupah and selphish)

MD Judge Strikes Down Gay-Marriage Ban!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060120/ap_on_re_us/gay_marriage_maryland

All the recent news about subdomain hack-protection, now summarized in amusing quick statements:
http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/4599893.html
Malicious Security Crackers: "We used to take an account and try out about 40,000 passwords on it in about 5 seconds to see if it would unlock. LJ doesn't let us do that anymore. Damn that LJ! We'll show them! Here, have a malicious script!"
Malicious script: *takes 5 most commonly used passwords, tries them on 40,000 different accounts*
4000 LJ accounts: *unlock*
Malicious Security Crackers: "Score!"
LJ Geeks: "O RLY."
LJ: *stops allowing even remotely easy passwords*
4000 LJ users: "Hey! That was a perfectly good password! Why'd you make me change it?"
LJ Support: *facepalm*

LJ Geeks: *write more code*
LJ Admin: "Release the code!" *pokes server*
LJ Server: *falls over* "Error 500! Ow!" *can't get up*
LJ Admin: *blush*
LJ Addicts: "OMG ERROR 500!!"
LJ Support: "We know."

Bantown Crackers: "Hey, cool security flaws in Javascript, IE, and Firefox!"
Security Flaws: "How are you gentlemen?!"
LJ: "What happen?"
Bantown Crackers: "All your base are belong to us."
LJ Admin: "Subdomains for everybody! Fuck off, craxx0rbitches."
Free Users: "Yaaaay!"
Paid Users: "...no fair. Like we ever use voice post."
Permanent Users: "STFU, n00bs."
LJ Admin: "What they said. Suck it. Security reasons. Plenty of other sites out there."
Early Adopters: "Where's the LOVE?"
</a></a>brad:</b> "STFU, n00bs."
[info]_____xo_so_em0_x_xx_____: "MY UNDERSCORES! WTF!"
LJ Support: "You got a rename token, so suck it."
[info]so__________gratuitous_x_x_x: "WTF? They got a free rename token and I didn't?"
LJ Support: "It's called restrictions on what subdomains can be named. Your username still works. Deal."
[info]so__________gratuitous_x_x_x: "OMG THE HYPHENS!"
</a></a>note_to_cat maintainer volunteering in Support:</b> "Suck it."

Bantown Crackers: "We still got cookies, yo."
LJ Admins: "Oh no you don't."
All login cookies: *expire*
Bantown Crackers: "Well, fuck. Eh, more suckers to hack out there."
All previously logged-in users: "WTF? We're logged out!"
LJ Support: "Big frickin' deal. Log in again. Duh."

The half of LJ that wasn't paying attention: "...Dude. What did they do with the passwords and URLs and shit? How come I got logged out? Somebody? Anybody? Bueller?"
LJ Support: "OMG HEADACHE."</div>

For the geek inclined, an article/page on Mac's firmware system (equiv to PC BIOS)
http://www.kernelthread.com/mac/osx/arch_boot.html

...Again, yes, I'll post more about my actual life/current state of being at some near point in the future. Hopefully. I doubt people are actually curious anyhow, but I still need to record what's going on. Somewhat. Brief highlights include Job seeking (one interview, one opportunity missed.), T.I.S. work for 4 hours a day (and developing creative ways to tell the customer, "I don't know."), First week of classes (and several letters warning me of my current class selection)
Tags: gblt, hacking, life, livejournal, mac, news
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