Ummm.. Neko is also considering doing several following entries in the VSD (Very Secret Diaries) format. Dunno. Will need to go back and read the diaries to make sure he can mimic the style. And then figure out what he'll write about. Probably something like this:
Day 1:
Today went well.
Did nothing, followed by some more nothing.
Harry Potter is an idiot. He needs to learn more anger management.
Went to WST. Did nothing there. Was amused by peoples.
I need boobs.
Right. So, tell me, you all, do we really need several days of entries like this, in such a boring and pointless manner? Hmm.. I dunno.
::yawns:: was going to do something amusing here, but decided to only do a half-hearted effort due to sleepyness (Lady, you still need to sleep more. Yes, I'm nagging, but you do. Will use the reason of, "it's not natural". You had a more or less regular sleep pattern when we first met right? ::frowns in thought:: you were much sharper and definitely had a better memory. Or so I feel anyways.)
Um. right, what was I going to write again..?
Oh yeah.
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That is, again, I repeat, 301-299-2196.
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Right. Now, that is for amusement only. My memory is pretty bad ^^;;; and I do forget things, but please don't call me and really tell me important secrets. I really can't guarantee that I absolutely will forget. Mind, that is a real phone number. And if you do call, ask for Ben, not Neko. Don't want to scare my parents ^.-
