| × I have broken someone's bones.
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Mwahahahahaha.)
||✓ I hate the rain. (When it's light drizzly stuff. It's like... God's peeing on you. Except gently, in an absurdly loving manner.)
|✓ I'm paranoid at times. (What do you mean, at times? o.O)
|| × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
||✓ I need/want money right now. (Not really. I could use it though.)
|✓ I love sushi. (Eeeee~)
|| × I talk really, really fast.
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning.
| × I have long hair.
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling.
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
||✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I am a spoiled little kittling.)
| × I like the way that I look.
||✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Despite my preference for truth, this is probably true, somewhere.)
||✓ I am usually pessimistic. (We're all going to die. Miserably. In Bed.)
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Damned Hormones.)
|| × I think prostitution should be legalized.
|| × I slept with a roommate.
|✓ I have a hidden talent. (I have! But it's a secret. ;D)
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
|| × I have a lot of friends. (Not really. I'm dumb and ugly, people hate me. Rawr.)
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone. (Ugh, I despise the phone.)
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Oh, internet, what would I do without all your sex shops? Ahem, I mean, uh, book stores. Yes, Amazon is my friend.)
||✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Please, one more post before you kill me and eat my soul!)
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone. (240-388-38...OMG?)
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before. (Before they asked me out. MWAHAHAHAHA. No, I'm not actually laughing.)
|✓ I currently like/love someone. (Karen-senpai, I love you!)
||✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Well, there was this once...)
||✓ I want to have children in the future.
|✓ I have changed a diaper before. (My own! I was an intelligent baby. This may or may not be a lie. XD)
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
||✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (As far as we have found. *knocks on wood*)
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex. (Them guys are scary sometimes. Girls, not so much. Unless they're hitting on me. In which case, it's run-and-hide time.)
||✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Always the away message...)
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I lost my pet away message.)
|| × I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
||✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I enjoy some country music.
| × I would die for my best friends.
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex.
||✓ I am happy at this moment. (I am often unable to be unhappy for long.)
|✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (Only the hot one.)
|| × Democrat.
|| × Republican.
|✓ I don't even know what I am. (Am I a cat? A girl? A lesbian inside a boy's body? A boy? A wizard? A pogo stick?)
|| × I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
| × I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|| × I can work on a car.
| × I love my job(s).
|| × I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
|| × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Used to be.)
| × I hate office jobs. (Give me a hole in the wall, somewhere to hide...)
||✓ I went to college out of state. (Dear gods, WHY?)
|| × I am adopted.
|✓ I am a pyro. (teeheehee, lookie, shinies!)
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
|| × I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people. (Nah. I watch people. Very carefully. Am rarely surprised.)
|| × I adore bright colours.
|| × I usually like covers better than originals.
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Damn computer...too...heavy...)
|| × I can't whistle. (tweet.)
| × I have ridden/owned a horse. (Nope, never had sex with a horse.)
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
||✓ I talk in my sleep. (Done this before. In class. Whoops?)
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Shhh, I'm avoiding homework!)
|| × I wear a toe ring. (WTF?)
| × I have a tattoo.
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
|| × I am a caffeine junkie. (Nah, I avoid 'chemicals'. No drugs for me.)
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
||✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (YES.)
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (ugh, alcohol.)
||✓ I'm an artist. (Codewise. Soon, maybe like.. really art.)
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes. (...O.o)
|| × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
|| × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries.
|| × I am extremely flexible.
||✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Hug me!)
| × I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke. (Ugh, go kill your lungs somewhere else, damn you.)
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Shhhh.)
|✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Hahaha, yeah. Hell, I don't say I'm normal.)
|| × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I wish.)
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I want to know why....)
||✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Ohshitatree!)
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
||✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I don't see dead people...)
| × I can't stand being alone. (Lone wolf-kitten. Although only until the hormones kick in and I want huggies.)
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (...I don't know how much I weigh on a yearly basis. monthly basis. Or even daily basis...)
|✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (^^;;)
|| × I'm a judgmental asshole.
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I avoid drama like the plague. Especially stupid crap.)
| × I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (But I don't believe them. So I don't always feel that I am.)
| × I am a Libertarian.
||✓ I can speak more than one language.
|| × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fantasy over fact, please.)
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (IDRP)
|✓ I have no piercings.
|| × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Nah, never that far. That's just silly, yo.)
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
||✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
||✓ I like most animals better than most people.
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
||✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Online.)
|✓ I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
|✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
||✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
|| × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
|| × I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Now if only others would do so as well.)
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
|| × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Nah, I just want a time machine.)
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
|| × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
||✓ I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
||✓ I have a custom-built computer.
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
|| × I've performed in three plays.
| × I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
||✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
||✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Who doesn't?)
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|✓ I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
|| × I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
|✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.