::frowns:: both of these are pretty bad, no matter which I chose...

Kinky....
<td bgcolor="#000000">Enter your nickname</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Freak? Or kinky?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Sources tell us you...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Masturbate at work. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Guess how many know?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">62</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your biggest fantasy is...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">To rappel naked off your roof. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your biggest secret is...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">You're jerking off to stories </td></tr>

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Freak....
<td bgcolor="#000000">Enter your nickname</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Freak? Or kinky?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Sources tell us you...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Almost killed your last SO. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Guess how many know?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">19</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your biggest fantasy is...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">To make a porno. With goats. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your biggest secret is...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">You love me. </td></tr>

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hehehehe.... much better
<td bgcolor="#000000">Enter your nickname</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Freak? Or kinky?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Sources tell us you...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Are a virgin. Pfft. Go away. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Guess how many know?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">1</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your biggest fantasy is...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">To rappel naked off your roof. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your biggest secret is...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">You're jerking off to stories </td></tr>

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and now a few more random ones....
OT3...huh?
<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Number of LJ Friends</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will be wanked for</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">saying Snape/Dudley/Voldemort is your new OT3 </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">On this date:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">November 21, 2012</td></tr>

How will you be fandom_wanked? by morrigain
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Oooooo....
<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Date</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">March 15, 2014</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Spouse</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Orlando Bloom </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Price of Wedding</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$12,691</td></tr>

Who Will You Marry? by Sari
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w00t, a tie!
<td bgcolor="#000000">Your Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You had this in your wallet</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$2</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your attacker was a </td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Ugly Beast </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Did you win or lose the fight</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Tie, both walked away.</td></tr>

Which Wacko in the world gets you cornered in a dark Alley? by SunCrush
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Scooby Snacks, woohoo!
<td bgcolor="#000000">Your secret name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your big secret...heh.</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Two words - Scooby Snacks. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">How many people know.</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">27</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your parents know.</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">I'm telling them next week. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">How *I* knew. </td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">I'm cool like dat. </td></tr>

I KNOW Your Lil Secret! by terribastedo
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HEY! I do NOT suck! Well... oh, nevermind.
<td bgcolor="#000000">Your secret name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your big secret...heh.</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">How old were you again?! </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">How many people know.</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">9</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your parents know.</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Go back to your journal. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">How *I* knew. </td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Because...you SUCK. </td></tr>

I KNOW Your Lil Secret! by terribastedo
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ok, last one... hehe, w00t, miniskirt... and o.O nothing at all!!!?
<td bgcolor="#000000">Your username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">12</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your nickname</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">CrAzIe Rocker </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your favorite band</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Good Charlotte </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">What you wear to try to get backstage</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Miniskirt </td></tr>

Find your inner teeniebopper by clinicallydorky
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Your username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">15</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your nickname</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Kute Pxnkstar </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your favorite band</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Wakefield </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">What you wear to try to get backstage</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Nothing at all </td></tr>

Find your inner teeniebopper by clinicallydorky
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