xkcd, you LIE! You lie! There is magic, and people do love me, and, and, and, and... =T.T= ~sniffles~
On the brighter side, I offer you, question of "Can a sandwich eat itself?":
[ source | http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=2262.msg94011#msg94011 ]
As well as that other question, "who would win, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the Power Rangers?"