Hamlet in a Nutshell, netspeak.
And the Tiny Ninja Theater is performing at the Kennedy Center:Millennium Stage. Free, 6 PM, Mon-Thurs. Looks like it's Macbeth Mon-Tues, and Romeo and Juliet Wed-Thurs.
Link: http://www.kennedy-center.org/programs/millennium/schedule.html (valid for the the week of 6/11/07 only)
News to me, but there's online (live!) broadcasts - I'll probably be watching that, although it'd be cool to go see it in person. But I don't know how I'd get there (in time). Georgetown -> Kennedy Center? I suppose I could catch the Metro...
 Yeah, metrobus to nearest red-line station, then metro down to the metro center and then orange/blue line to Foggy Bottom-GWU metro stop. Free 15 minute busses from said metro stop to the Kennedy Center. This could be doable. Do I like shakespeare all that much? Hmmm. Anyone else wanna come? It's free! Except for the transportation bit.