Benjamin Juang (ibneko) wrote,
Benjamin Juang
ibneko

Random stuff...

Recent away message, quoted from my ECE445 professor:
"You know those warning stickers? They're there for a reason. Like, 'Don't use your hairdryer internally'."

And a comment I made elsewhere that's... not as amusing, but... it amuses me and I don't want to lose it.
I'm a maaaaaaaaale striiiiper and I'm oooo kay~
I work all night and I sleep all day

I shimmy up poles, I kiss and hump,
I go stage and sing.
On Wednesdays I go fucking,
And find STDs for me.

I'm a maaaaaaaaale striiiiper and I'm oooo kay~
I work all night and I sleep all day

I shimmy up poles, I skip and jump,
I like to kiss hot men,
I put on nurses clothing,
And take the M- CATS.

I'm a maaaaaaaaale striiiiper and I'm oooo kay~
I work all night and I sleep all day

I shimmy up poles, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
I wish I were a doctor,
Just like my dear mama.


XD
Tags: humor
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