A shirt I'd like someday, 'cause it's nice and blunt, and I've really want to say that someday (and have wanted to say it):
Something Lady could use:
Roll of Black Gaffer's Tape ... $15
New Box of Sharpies ... $10
Mag Light, Sharpened Pencils, Band-Aids, Ibuprofen, Ice Pack, Safety Pins & 3 Yards of Tie-Line ... $50
Knowing you're ready for anything: priceless
There are some problems that fix themselves.
For everything else, there's the Stage Manager!
And the odd inner child t-shirt that... doesn't link to a purchase page:
"I killed and ate my inner child.
Tasted like chicken"