-taken from http://actionskeptics.blogspot.com/2008/02/it-is-115-in-morning-i-beat-portal.html, link via porsupah
I'd be a frigg'n lazy god. :D
But let's see... if I could change things...
2) Heck, let's make this for most things. Sure, it'll make for a lazy population, but why not? And what if two realties conflict? The universe branches, of course. The conflict resolves, and we generate two different branches of reality, one of each wish. Yeah, that makes for a lot of branches, but meh, I'm sure the universe ain't running out of RAM for a while.
3) Stupid diseases can go away too. Falls under 2, I imagine.
4) Yearly trips to say hi. So people don't get into stupidass wars about my existence and stuff.