With dark magic, evil-looking sacrificial knives and scantily clad virgins under pale moonlight.
Oh, perl developers, I love you.
They apparently host a cpan mirror. http://cpan.mirror.facebook.com/. Props to them.
Using XML::LibXML::Reader: my $reader = new XML::LibXML::Reader('string' => $content) or die "cannot read file.xml\n"; while…
I guess we made it? I am tired.