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"I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?
My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.

What should I do about this?
1 month ago
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1 month ago
He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God's plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.

I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us."

=.= Oy...


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porsupah From: porsupah Date: February 2nd, 2009 11:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Behold the power of denial! Wow.. *sigh* I can only imagine what it must be like to have parents like that - not necessarily abusive, but with very rigid ideas of morality, where obedience is the key, rather than gauging one's own path.
jaiwithani From: jaiwithani Date: February 3rd, 2009 01:13 am (UTC) (Link)
probable hoax: http://failblog.org/2009/01/27/denial-fail/

note the "1 second ago" timestamp.
From: notebk24 Date: February 27th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
For some reason I find this greatly hilarious.
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