The catch: I was leaving in about an hour (upon waking up and seeing the new status of "out for delivery") before I left for Lake Tahoe and my first company retreat.
UPS got to my apartment by 5:30 when they tried to deliver my new projector (which is awesome for projecting onto the ceiling) and I wasn't there. So I assumed I wouldn't be here for this delivery either... but I wanted to get my xbox before I left for the weekend.
So I found a total of three UPS trucks, all within the span of 40 minutes, finally catching the right truck that carried my new toy.
Note for the future:
My UPS delivery guy is around 500 Cowper at about 10-10:30.